Message from @Hand Banana

Discord ID: 316969844971012117


2017-05-24 16:02:03 UTC  

ay yo who dat

2017-05-24 16:02:41 UTC  

why would birds have teeth ree

2017-05-24 16:02:53 UTC  

because theyre the devil

2017-05-24 16:02:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/316969313753890816/image.jpg

2017-05-24 16:03:13 UTC  

sounds like a poof

2017-05-24 16:03:16 UTC  

Lord and Emperor of Australia

2017-05-24 16:03:17 UTC  

kinda scary tbh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/316969412991254528/1406204793534.jpg

2017-05-24 16:03:24 UTC  

They look delicious.

2017-05-24 16:03:28 UTC  

Emu is good eating.

2017-05-24 16:03:35 UTC  

are they really?

2017-05-24 16:03:43 UTC  

whats the prtien per calorie ratio

2017-05-24 16:03:55 UTC  

14.88:1

2017-05-24 16:04:00 UTC  

It's Australian so u know it's shit

2017-05-24 16:04:00 UTC  

that must be pretty expensive to get in the states

2017-05-24 16:04:11 UTC  

Nah man. We have emu farms.

2017-05-24 16:04:15 UTC  

we used to have them in Texas

2017-05-24 16:04:28 UTC  

but they all went out of business, cuz the feral hogs killed em

2017-05-24 16:04:32 UTC  

@Campin' Carl you soft cunts don't have an emu monopoly

2017-05-24 16:04:52 UTC  

They get ass raped by Roos all day

2017-05-24 16:04:56 UTC  

Get drunk

2017-05-24 16:05:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/316969844971012116/emu_livestock_20071203.jpg

2017-05-24 16:05:06 UTC  

Get molested by a kangaroo

2017-05-24 16:05:33 UTC  

you sure like talking about kangaroo rape asgardian, is there something youd like to tell us?

2017-05-24 16:05:57 UTC  

Well I just found out about dolphin rape not to long ago

2017-05-24 16:06:03 UTC  

I didn't believe it at first

2017-05-24 16:06:09 UTC  

Lol

2017-05-24 16:06:14 UTC  

then you got raped by a dolphin

2017-05-24 16:06:32 UTC  

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2017-05-24 16:06:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/316970234189840384/1467208022076.jpg

2017-05-24 16:06:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/316970234936426496/1466846595709.jpg

2017-05-24 16:06:33 UTC  

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2017-05-24 16:06:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/316970239055364097/CzUrF1tUkAAnCYd.jpg

2017-05-24 16:06:46 UTC  

Now I find out that Roos are banging aussies and I realize that simply nothing is off the table sadly

2017-05-24 16:07:26 UTC  

some jew tell you that m8? i know you and those kikes are bedfellows

2017-05-24 16:07:44 UTC  

Fuck u saw my 23 and me didn't you?

2017-05-24 16:08:02 UTC  

I'm a muiuuuulato Ashkenazi

2017-05-24 16:08:10 UTC  

i was talking in general but yes

2017-05-24 16:08:35 UTC  

No I actually learned about it in our chat I forgot who told me

2017-05-24 16:08:50 UTC  

About 2 moths ago I believe

2017-05-24 16:09:00 UTC  

seppo, jew, same thing innit

2017-05-24 16:09:01 UTC  

*The emu is native to Australia, where scientists believe it began roaming the Outback some 80 million years ago. The birds were originally imported to the United States as breeding stock for zoos, but a 1960 exportation ban in Australia has since barred emus from crossing the border.*