Message from @Fabulous Gordon

Discord ID: 317080744520450049


2017-05-24 23:18:34 UTC  

Scientists have discovered what the average car will look like in 2020 and it's beautiful.

2017-05-24 23:18:36 UTC  

blue rims is some nigger shit

2017-05-24 23:19:09 UTC  

>yfw melania wore a veil at the vatican but not in saudi arabia

2017-05-24 23:19:39 UTC  

melania is a good girl

2017-05-24 23:20:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/317079511323639808/unknown.png

2017-05-24 23:22:25 UTC  

people are probably like : they didn't lace fingers, omg they hate each other

2017-05-24 23:22:49 UTC  

people wouldn't notice that just women

2017-05-24 23:23:09 UTC  

>implying male journalists aren't women

2017-05-24 23:23:25 UTC  

true

2017-05-24 23:23:38 UTC  

Trump and Melania are a prime example that you don't need to be dry humping each other like the Obamas to show love. It's very elegant and respectful.

2017-05-24 23:24:04 UTC  

@queenarchitect i didn't even know this was a thing

2017-05-24 23:24:11 UTC  

lol

2017-05-24 23:24:14 UTC  

this is why I am terrible with women

2017-05-24 23:24:30 UTC  

you never held hands differently?

2017-05-24 23:24:43 UTC  

Holding hands is annoying.

2017-05-24 23:24:49 UTC  

i didn't know the laced fingers was a thing

2017-05-24 23:24:54 UTC  

Always got my feet stepped on

2017-05-24 23:25:03 UTC  

every couple holds hands differently tho

2017-05-24 23:25:31 UTC  

not everyone has normal sized hands

2017-05-24 23:25:33 UTC  

Holding hands it cute and a subtle show of support without being overbearing, also lets others know that you're taken by that man

2017-05-24 23:25:40 UTC  

fucking THOTZ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/317080744520450048/13898744_1228058443912470_2022864812_o.jpg

2017-05-24 23:26:02 UTC  

tfw i have large hands and feet

2017-05-24 23:26:22 UTC  

I'm tiny

2017-05-24 23:26:38 UTC  

@Brad Small can attest to that.

2017-05-24 23:31:18 UTC  

Get his permission before you start a podcast @MsNatSocialist

2017-05-24 23:31:30 UTC  

It takes a lot of time and effort. Time that could be well spent making delicious treats.

2017-05-24 23:32:31 UTC  

@Brad Small - is pretty supportive of my ventures. However, a good woman can multitask. I can bake cookies while podcasting. haha

2017-05-24 23:32:55 UTC  

lol he dead

2017-05-24 23:33:12 UTC  

hahaha love it

2017-05-24 23:33:38 UTC  

only way that would be better is if he was a jewish shitlib

2017-05-24 23:34:14 UTC  

Mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhh She can do a podcast if she wants

2017-05-24 23:34:21 UTC  

didn't the terrorist double check who was tolerant of his beliefs to spare them from the blast?

2017-05-24 23:34:25 UTC  

I got a call coming in, bbl

2017-05-24 23:34:54 UTC  

I swear to God if you bake while on a hot mic I'll have something to say about.

2017-05-24 23:35:08 UTC  

Only Paul Kersey can get away with that and he really shouldn't.

2017-05-24 23:35:24 UTC  

is it really terrorism if the people you kill wanted to submit to islam

2017-05-24 23:35:50 UTC  

so deep

2017-05-24 23:36:41 UTC  

Alright. I'm going to join in your trend of "Master of XXX" but with a Depeche Mode Twist.

2017-05-24 23:37:22 UTC  

welcome to the club, unfortunately we're not cool or interesting so i don't have anything more to offer beyond the nickname