To the tune of "African Friend" by Jimmy Buffet
Disemboweling a Dindu at midnight
Seeking peace in this world of clowns
As the blood dried in the moonlight
I met some new friends in town
“Sieg Hiel, Adios Mi General!”
He said to me with a waive
The nazi replied “Day of the rope?”
As he motioned a black man inside
Business in Chicago concluded
We now had some shekels to spend
That’s how I came to meet my Alt Right Friend
We were trollin the kikes several hours
Conversing as most Nazis do
We called on our Thulean powers
Uncucking the right’s what we do
Trump said we’d be tired of winning
But the Jews rub their hands to deceive
Through the whole thing my new friend was grinning
When he asked to see kyle and leave
With our nights in rahowa behind us
We were ready to make whites great again
That’s when I came to know my Alt Right Friend
We went THOT patrolling at a whorehouse
White Sharia with Vandals and Weev
I left on a diversity bus
There’s a swastika note pinned to my sleeve
“It was a pleasure to sieg heil in the evening
To the tune of "African Friend" by Jimmy Buffet
It was truly our night to win
We took over the bar for our meeting
But take care, my Alt Right friend”
With the weekend pool party concluded
I now had some money to spend
That’s when I came to meet my Alt Right friend
That’s how I came to know another Alt Right friend.
