whoa whoa there mohammed

I WUZ TIME

that looks like a bawmb

oh gawsh sir

Take it up with nanners

Irish engineering at its finest

Cool clock potatolass, want to bring it to the White House and make French fries?

lolol yes

>house
>not castle

>be me
>want to bike home with 30lb of weird shaped metal pieces, because i trust myself
>nog teammate says he should take them because he has a car
>despite better judgement agree
>be me
>he was supposed to show up with them an hour ago
>he's still not here

lol he sold it for scrap to buy crack

@northern_confederate missed memeortunity 😔

that's what I'm here for

HO-HO

CHING WONG

HOW YOU

>Rick and Morty references

YOU WANTU FORTUN COOKEE

Confederate never knew you were a normie

Smdh famalamadingdongadam

never knew you were jewish

What?!

also you got the reference so

@northern_confederate might want to get your detector inspected

What's in a name?

I've been saying I was Jewish since day 1!

never saw you at temple not even on Yom hashoah

@northern_confederate would it shock you to know I walked by a synagogue after dinner last night on my way to the car? I didn't know there was one down there

of coooourse

I wonder if they had a shomrim style police force to protect against the degeneracy they create

Probably they had an iron gate in front of the door with jew stars on it

With any luck the next generation will be all jewlattos. Never heard anyone besides jews talk so much about how hot black women are

Guys yesterday i walked pasta BASED jew

He was gay and he said feminism is cancer

*worries more and more with every jewish word if confed really is jewish*

wow didn't know they were still ovening them

Then he made me pay $100 to fund his privilege grant that I'd totally get a part of

>grass is too high already
>raining for the next 3 days straight
>rained for 7 days straight prior

gross, that's too much rain

Better hire 2 Mexicans

No rain here in socal