women want to be protected and provided for. thats their biological imperitive. so they will do things like get plausable deniability. because that allows them to jump ship or stay depending on whats the better deal

thats my breakdown of it anyway

seems legit

ok will try now

filling storage bucket.

@Tits MCgee oh boy i did know that at the time i was talking to you there was other people talking to me, oh man

yeah, shit gets pretty confusing here

specially when you have people talking about different subjects all at the same time

Yeah

That's where the fun starts.

I can't post links or images :-( I cannot share my toilet woes.

Holy crap I think that did it. I poured about 7 gallons of slightly warmer than a lukewarm water into the bowl and the pressure almost immediately removed the blockage. Yay, I can shit with confidence again.

The toilet is just a metaphor for your life.

@[chase dreams] p much

Don't you have a bellows plunger?

I'm guessing not. Go buy one.

Seriously, a bellows plunger will clear out everything but the most toxic feminist shit blockages.

I do but the ``mouth`` of the toilet is "oddly" shaped. Not getting a good seal with any type of plunger, I have like 6 different ones

Just had to make shit even more complicated than it needed to be, didn't you? ^_^

;-;

but why does it have to be warm?

Because the warmth loosens up the blockage.

why tho?

Higher thermal energy reduces molecular bonding, particularly in organic compounds.

Think of it like peanut butter. If it's warm, it's spreadable. If its cold, it's a shitbrick.

thank you

you shoud have been my thermodynamics teacher

You are welcome.

Thy will has been done.

The toilet is now operating at optimal levels.

Congrats.

I contemplated going up to the paintball store near me and having my nitrogen tank filled and shooting max PSI a few inches into the mouth but figured it'd just make a mess.

You don't want to blow bubbles in poop water.

But there are dildo shaped "new age" plungers that use compressed air and a shape that ensures a good seal, they apparently rarely fail. But I'll be damned if I do anything European because #MAGA

Pity they can't be used on Pelosi and Schumer. Might be a way to blast the shit out of them.

True. We could use them on most of the full-on Marxist liberals. They'd like it too much though and it might accelerate their sexual perversion efforts.

Soon enough we'll have trans-vehicular two-ghost spirit triathletes competing in sports and then trophies and keeping score will become illegal.

That's just strange, very strange. And possibly a bit redundant.

perhaps.

It's not like this is a very reasonable lot we're talking about.

Evening gents