Hmm, the only thing I've done is use the plunger and eventually it works. You could try drain cleaner if it can still go down even if it's slow.

I hate that. She already may as well be a politician, she could be stomping loudly and I'll tell her to stop banging and she'll deny it by claiming since she wasn't technically banging and rather stomping, thus she has no blame.

@shababat get a bucket of hot water. pour it in your toilet

They learn possible deniability young.

not very very hot.

but you know. a bit hotter than warm

@shadowlessnexus Yeah, don't want to crack the porcelain. I've got this massive 14 gallon storage thing. I'll try that.

plausable deniabillity. and also its in their instinct to do so

@shababat not too much water

women want to be protected and provided for. thats their biological imperitive. so they will do things like get plausable deniability. because that allows them to jump ship or stay depending on whats the better deal

thats my breakdown of it anyway

seems legit

ok will try now

filling storage bucket.

@Tits MCgee oh boy i did know that at the time i was talking to you there was other people talking to me, oh man

yeah, shit gets pretty confusing here

specially when you have people talking about different subjects all at the same time

Yeah

That's where the fun starts.

I can't post links or images :-( I cannot share my toilet woes.

Holy crap I think that did it. I poured about 7 gallons of slightly warmer than a lukewarm water into the bowl and the pressure almost immediately removed the blockage. Yay, I can shit with confidence again.

The toilet is just a metaphor for your life.

@[chase dreams] p much

Don't you have a bellows plunger?

I'm guessing not. Go buy one.

Seriously, a bellows plunger will clear out everything but the most toxic feminist shit blockages.

I do but the ``mouth`` of the toilet is "oddly" shaped. Not getting a good seal with any type of plunger, I have like 6 different ones

Just had to make shit even more complicated than it needed to be, didn't you? ^_^

;-;

but why does it have to be warm?

Because the warmth loosens up the blockage.

why tho?

Higher thermal energy reduces molecular bonding, particularly in organic compounds.

Think of it like peanut butter. If it's warm, it's spreadable. If its cold, it's a shitbrick.

thank you

you shoud have been my thermodynamics teacher

You are welcome.

Thy will has been done.

The toilet is now operating at optimal levels.

Congrats.

I contemplated going up to the paintball store near me and having my nitrogen tank filled and shooting max PSI a few inches into the mouth but figured it'd just make a mess.