I mean wtf is a Massachusetts

lol

WTF is a California? XD

Massachusetts to me commands respect

I wouldn't fuck with Massachusetts but Ohio is a joke

I'll name something strong, like Jack or Massachusetts

My son*

Ohio sounds like they would say hello and be nice while they beat your ass. Lol.

The problem is that too many states are boring. Most are boring rectangles.

You should move to Italy it looks like a boot

Like they would break your nose, but help you up. And that's true, not many original shapes in states.

Look at the absolute shape of my state of Minnesota

Like why

Yeah that makes no sense.

Oof you're basically Canadian

stop reminding me how much canada sucks

People say we have a Canadian accent and I get mocked for it

The only appropriate thing to do when you realize someone has a Canadian accent is to mock it

Fuck

shut up. thats not fair

Canada to me sounds like they would say sorry while they beat your ass. Lmfao.

Again xD

thats... pretty accurate

While you beat their ass

More like

"beat their ass"

shut up you guys couldnt even beat some birds

sounds gay eh

Eat their ass*

i'd do dat

We might not have beat some birds but I'm damn sure we can beat Canadians

The birds found a weapons cache

did canada lose a war to emus too?

nope

I live in Tennessee. From my experience, they would beat you while they whack off to Jesus. Lol.

we also didnt invent vegemite

I bare the failures of my forefathers

Or beat your ass while they steal your car's radio/wheels.

I'll take bible thumpers over whatever the fuck California is selling. And I'm not religious

^

Likewise