Oof you're basically Canadian

stop reminding me how much canada sucks

People say we have a Canadian accent and I get mocked for it

The only appropriate thing to do when you realize someone has a Canadian accent is to mock it

Fuck

shut up. thats not fair

Canada to me sounds like they would say sorry while they beat your ass. Lmfao.

Again xD

thats... pretty accurate

While you beat their ass

More like

"beat their ass"

shut up you guys couldnt even beat some birds

sounds gay eh

Eat their ass*

i'd do dat

We might not have beat some birds but I'm damn sure we can beat Canadians

The birds found a weapons cache

did canada lose a war to emus too?

nope

I live in Tennessee. From my experience, they would beat you while they whack off to Jesus. Lol.

we also didnt invent vegemite

I bare the failures of my forefathers

Or beat your ass while they steal your car's radio/wheels.

I'll take bible thumpers over whatever the fuck California is selling. And I'm not religious

^

Likewise

You really don't think spreading aids should be a misdemeanor?

Seems a bit closed minded to me

it should be a death sentence

I think needles and shit in the street and people marrying chandeliers should be quarantined

we got tent towns around SoCal and shit

Yeah chuck those dudes marrying objects on an island for sure

Haha, yeah. Agreed, Cali sounds horrid.

some parts yes

the more liberal parts are bad

Just bomb the San Andreas fault and push them away

xD

I saw a documentary about that

just jump up and down the san andreas fault line

Sup bois