Message from @Convo

Discord ID: 323946519155965953


2017-06-12 22:02:52 UTC  

unless there was a way you couldnt know

2017-06-12 22:02:54 UTC  

prepare to die

2017-06-12 22:03:07 UTC  

if you married youcis that would be good

2017-06-12 22:03:10 UTC  

i think you're close to her age

2017-06-12 22:03:14 UTC  

but yeah

2017-06-12 22:03:46 UTC  

is it bad that i probably would do it just so i wouldnt have to worry about finding a wife anymore

2017-06-12 22:03:47 UTC  

i deeply regret damaging my wizardry and in the process adding yet another methylation sequence to her ovaries
not that i actually did tho

2017-06-12 22:03:57 UTC  

@badtanman you could do worse

2017-06-12 22:04:16 UTC  

>implying she would want anything to do with me

2017-06-12 22:04:29 UTC  

just get a jarhead cut oorah

2017-06-12 22:04:32 UTC  

lel

2017-06-12 22:04:43 UTC  

im bulking for my powerlifting meet oorah

2017-06-12 22:05:01 UTC  

i used to cut my hair to the bare minimum

2017-06-12 22:05:10 UTC  

and then let it grow for 6 months until i look like heihachi

2017-06-12 22:05:12 UTC  

and then cut it again

2017-06-12 22:06:05 UTC  

ill probably go back to that, im getting bored of combing my hair

2017-06-12 22:07:10 UTC  

im 99% sure youcis is single

2017-06-12 22:07:14 UTC  

she just got back from korea

2017-06-12 22:07:18 UTC  

like a week ago

2017-06-12 22:07:38 UTC  

>tfw desire polish gf
>tfw didnt like polish girl

2017-06-12 22:07:48 UTC  

dont tell anyone but her head is noticeably small, i dunno why

2017-06-12 22:09:15 UTC  

whose head

2017-06-12 22:09:27 UTC  

youcis

2017-06-12 22:09:34 UTC  

really it looks yuge

2017-06-12 22:09:37 UTC  

yeah

2017-06-12 22:09:41 UTC  

maybe im just a centrist tho

2017-06-12 22:11:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323947354266796032/unknown.png

2017-06-12 22:11:33 UTC  

mfw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323947463054721024/heihachi-face.gif

2017-06-12 22:16:19 UTC  

im probably never going to trslmania out of fear of running into youcis

2017-06-12 22:16:30 UTC  

goddammit man now you got me thinking about youcis you fucking moortunigger

2017-06-12 22:17:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323948999008845824/20170612_151317.jpg

2017-06-12 22:17:41 UTC  

sorry, that was a related video that i watched and thought was good

2017-06-12 22:17:46 UTC  

didnt think youd get sad

2017-06-12 22:17:54 UTC  

I'm perman3ntly doing this whenever I top off now

2017-06-12 22:18:12 UTC  

People next in line need reminders

2017-06-12 22:33:43 UTC  

>ywa live in new jersey and cannot do dis

2017-06-12 22:35:41 UTC  

how much is gas there?

2017-06-12 22:35:53 UTC  

2.48 isnt THAT low

2017-06-12 22:35:55 UTC  

he's not allowed to pump gas

2017-06-12 22:36:10 UTC  

oh lol

2017-06-12 22:36:17 UTC  

w-why??