Message from @Longshanks
Discord ID: 540248281331007489
shoot mofos for a living, and when you're done you get your school covered
My plan is that when i finish West Point or ROTC (depends on my sats) I'm living on base and volunteering for as many tours as possible after all i want the army to be my career
at that point DO NOT take any arts related bs
Military is the best option and I fucked it up
learn a trade, or kill people for a living
or learn programming
Yeah, I got to pick a path soon. I probably will join the military because anything I want to do I need a degree. Its annoying but that's how it is.
Art is a terrible choice unless it's for video games
Or let your trade be programming to kill people for a living.
can't join the military cause I have epilepsy
fuckin rip
avoid committing to any hoe until at least 30 years of age
I was in and got placed in a very toxic unit
Had to get out before I was article 15d for no reason
You were done at 5 words
avoid hoes all together* @Longshanks
have like $250K - 500K of saving before committing to a hoe - because the loss of all of it will teach you another life lesson
LOL
@batshadow you'd be surprised about how many people just lie about thier medical conditions
that shit gets you prison time don't it?
I'm not obese. I'm just big boned.
not everyone is a psycho like us
Also wouldn't help if you had a seizure at a really bad time.
@batshadow probably but since it's so wide spread and the army is in desperate need of man power they just turn a blind eye
I just don't like being yelled at.
I'm not a land whale. I'm gravitationally challenged with a back up anti kidnapping load out.
still would rather not take that risk
yup physical requirements have degraded in the service
you could always identify as a trans
@batshadow that's up to you but if i where you i wouldn't risk it either
@Longshanks you know the average amount of money spent on a girl over a few years, amounts to a down payment on a house
....
Pimp the system!
When I'm at that point I wanna fuck with women's but not because I want a relationship. Because I want revenge
I identify as retired special forces. Gimme full benefits.
Oh man, no one would be amused by that...
if you can carry yourself in a firefight you can do private security in Africa
STOLEN VALOR
pfft you can make mad money and die gloriously there
That's gonna be a quick way to accurately identify as a cripple.