Message from @batshadow
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with military all requirements are met
shoot mofos for a living, and when you're done you get your school covered
My plan is that when i finish West Point or ROTC (depends on my sats) I'm living on base and volunteering for as many tours as possible after all i want the army to be my career
at that point DO NOT take any arts related bs
Military is the best option and I fucked it up
learn a trade, or kill people for a living
or learn programming
Yeah, I got to pick a path soon. I probably will join the military because anything I want to do I need a degree. Its annoying but that's how it is.
Art is a terrible choice unless it's for video games
Or let your trade be programming to kill people for a living.
can't join the military cause I have epilepsy
fuckin rip
avoid committing to any hoe until at least 30 years of age
I was in and got placed in a very toxic unit
Had to get out before I was article 15d for no reason
You were done at 5 words
avoid hoes all together* @Longshanks
have like $250K - 500K of saving before committing to a hoe - because the loss of all of it will teach you another life lesson
LOL
@batshadow you'd be surprised about how many people just lie about thier medical conditions
*I gotta include all the compulsive simps into my spiel tho @shadowlessnexus
I'm not obese. I'm just big boned.
not everyone is a psycho like us
Also wouldn't help if you had a seizure at a really bad time.
@batshadow probably but since it's so wide spread and the army is in desperate need of man power they just turn a blind eye
I just don't like being yelled at.
I'm not a land whale. I'm gravitationally challenged with a back up anti kidnapping load out.
still would rather not take that risk
yup physical requirements have degraded in the service
you could always identify as a trans
@batshadow that's up to you but if i where you i wouldn't risk it either
@Longshanks you know the average amount of money spent on a girl over a few years, amounts to a down payment on a house
....
Pimp the system!
When I'm at that point I wanna fuck with women's but not because I want a relationship. Because I want revenge
I identify as retired special forces. Gimme full benefits.
Oh man, no one would be amused by that...
if you can carry yourself in a firefight you can do private security in Africa
STOLEN VALOR
pfft you can make mad money and die gloriously there