Message from @hel

Discord ID: 541991262333566997


2019-02-04 14:34:58 UTC  

but better

2019-02-04 14:35:13 UTC  

Me personally, my standards for women are.

Don't be a bitch, don't be ugly, don't be obese, be loyal, and share my hobbies.

2019-02-04 14:35:33 UTC  

oy vey those are some high standards

2019-02-04 14:35:38 UTC  

^That's basically it, but I'd want the girl to be smart aswell.

2019-02-04 14:35:40 UTC  

That's still like 1% compared to women standards

2019-02-04 14:35:47 UTC  

Basically a female version of myself.

2019-02-04 14:36:29 UTC  

even ugly obese women are now getting beta orbiters

2019-02-04 14:36:31 UTC  

I know that sounds fucked up but, it's the best description that I can fit in a soundbite.

2019-02-04 14:36:49 UTC  

Aye, lord knows, I used to be one >__>

2019-02-04 14:37:09 UTC  

I used to be the biggest orbiter in the universe

2019-02-04 14:37:20 UTC  

I used to have oneitis

2019-02-04 14:37:41 UTC  

I used to attract women with mental illnesses since I always wanted to fix them

2019-02-04 14:38:06 UTC  

^this.

2019-02-04 14:38:16 UTC  

the woman i had oneitis for still wants to meet, but i ignore here messages

2019-02-04 14:38:23 UTC  

blocked her on social media

2019-02-04 14:38:39 UTC  

How are those high standards?

Compared to what some chicks want, my standards are easy to achieve.

2019-02-04 14:38:40 UTC  

I just let it die slowly.

2019-02-04 14:38:54 UTC  

I think he means that women are low.

2019-02-04 14:39:22 UTC  

Literally all of the points except one are within a persons control

2019-02-04 14:39:24 UTC  

The truth is

2019-02-04 14:39:46 UTC  

Mentally ill women want a good dick but also a therapist to listen to their mundane problems

2019-02-04 14:40:29 UTC  

So basically all women

2019-02-04 14:40:36 UTC  

<:party:541260347835940864>

2019-02-04 14:40:42 UTC  

I'd personally be fine with a girl who's 6/10 in looks if it meant I was guaranteed a Unicorn.

2019-02-04 14:40:55 UTC  

But they aren't worth hunting for

2019-02-04 14:41:02 UTC  

Even 2/10 dont have to be unicorns

2019-02-04 14:41:24 UTC  

I've gotten greedy over the years I guess.

2019-02-04 14:41:24 UTC  

The lower the SMV the lower chances of them cheating on you

2019-02-04 14:41:31 UTC  

I want an 8/10 at least.

2019-02-04 14:41:46 UTC  

@hel yeah wahmen want my help

2019-02-04 14:41:53 UTC  

But the lower SMV women are REALLY entitled.

2019-02-04 14:41:55 UTC  

but I'm so sick and tired of dealing with women

2019-02-04 14:42:06 UTC  

I think I'll just build my own

2019-02-04 14:42:11 UTC  

I know this girl in my highschool, looks like Big Show from WWE

2019-02-04 14:42:26 UTC  

But I bet my ass that her standards are as equal as her weight

2019-02-04 14:42:40 UTC  

way too damn high? xD

2019-02-04 14:42:53 UTC  

xDDD

2019-02-04 14:43:10 UTC  

Especially tinder 3/10 landwhales

2019-02-04 14:43:16 UTC  

oh my god

2019-02-04 14:43:21 UTC  

I just had a flashback

2019-02-04 14:43:22 UTC  

They get attention from 6-7 men