A Shieldmaiden, with a male mind.

9:30 AM here.

Its 7 pm here

My beard is patchy

anyway i wanted to disavow Joe Rogan

1 month old tho so I still have hope

my beard has been fucking atrocious for years

but over time it has gotten better

not great yet

but better

Me personally, my standards for women are.

Don't be a bitch, don't be ugly, don't be obese, be loyal, and share my hobbies.

oy vey those are some high standards

^That's basically it, but I'd want the girl to be smart aswell.

That's still like 1% compared to women standards

Basically a female version of myself.

even ugly obese women are now getting beta orbiters

I know that sounds fucked up but, it's the best description that I can fit in a soundbite.

Aye, lord knows, I used to be one >__>

I used to be the biggest orbiter in the universe

I used to have oneitis

I used to attract women with mental illnesses since I always wanted to fix them

^this.

the woman i had oneitis for still wants to meet, but i ignore here messages

blocked her on social media

How are those high standards?

Compared to what some chicks want, my standards are easy to achieve.

I just let it die slowly.

I think he means that women are low.

Literally all of the points except one are within a persons control

The truth is

Mentally ill women want a good dick but also a therapist to listen to their mundane problems

So basically all women

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I'd personally be fine with a girl who's 6/10 in looks if it meant I was guaranteed a Unicorn.

But they aren't worth hunting for

Even 2/10 dont have to be unicorns

I've gotten greedy over the years I guess.

The lower the SMV the lower chances of them cheating on you

I want an 8/10 at least.

@hel yeah wahmen want my help

But the lower SMV women are REALLY entitled.

but I'm so sick and tired of dealing with women