Message from @hel

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2019-02-04 14:38:40 UTC  

I just let it die slowly.

2019-02-04 14:38:54 UTC  

I think he means that women are low.

2019-02-04 14:39:22 UTC  

Literally all of the points except one are within a persons control

2019-02-04 14:39:24 UTC  

The truth is

2019-02-04 14:39:46 UTC  

Mentally ill women want a good dick but also a therapist to listen to their mundane problems

2019-02-04 14:40:29 UTC  

So basically all women

2019-02-04 14:40:36 UTC  

<:party:541260347835940864>

2019-02-04 14:40:42 UTC  

I'd personally be fine with a girl who's 6/10 in looks if it meant I was guaranteed a Unicorn.

2019-02-04 14:40:55 UTC  

But they aren't worth hunting for

2019-02-04 14:41:02 UTC  

Even 2/10 dont have to be unicorns

2019-02-04 14:41:24 UTC  

I've gotten greedy over the years I guess.

2019-02-04 14:41:24 UTC  

The lower the SMV the lower chances of them cheating on you

2019-02-04 14:41:31 UTC  

I want an 8/10 at least.

2019-02-04 14:41:46 UTC  

@hel yeah wahmen want my help

2019-02-04 14:41:53 UTC  

But the lower SMV women are REALLY entitled.

2019-02-04 14:41:55 UTC  

but I'm so sick and tired of dealing with women

2019-02-04 14:42:06 UTC  

I think I'll just build my own

2019-02-04 14:42:11 UTC  

I know this girl in my highschool, looks like Big Show from WWE

2019-02-04 14:42:26 UTC  

But I bet my ass that her standards are as equal as her weight

2019-02-04 14:42:40 UTC  

way too damn high? xD

2019-02-04 14:42:53 UTC  

xDDD

2019-02-04 14:43:10 UTC  

Especially tinder 3/10 landwhales

2019-02-04 14:43:16 UTC  

oh my god

2019-02-04 14:43:21 UTC  

I just had a flashback

2019-02-04 14:43:22 UTC  

They get attention from 6-7 men

2019-02-04 14:43:26 UTC  

I almost went with a landwhale once

2019-02-04 14:43:28 UTC  

PTSD

2019-02-04 14:43:29 UTC  

holy fuck

2019-02-04 14:43:31 UTC  

: )

2019-02-04 14:43:35 UTC  

No wait

2019-02-04 14:43:38 UTC  

oh my goodness gracious

2019-02-04 14:43:39 UTC  

PLSD

2019-02-04 14:43:47 UTC  

Post landwhale stress disorder

2019-02-04 14:43:50 UTC  

xD

2019-02-04 14:43:53 UTC  

Seriously though

2019-02-04 14:44:03 UTC  

I was drunk out of my skull

2019-02-04 14:44:24 UTC  

and I had ditched a girl whom I had a massive case of oneitis for

2019-02-04 14:44:32 UTC  

hurt like a motherfucker but I did it anway

2019-02-04 14:44:40 UTC  

got super smashed with a buddy of mine

2019-02-04 14:44:52 UTC  

and for some tarded reason ended up walking this landwhale home

2019-02-04 14:45:15 UTC  

she invited me in for a drink