Message from @Ironbard
Discord ID: 541993003066064917
I was drunk out of my skull
and I had ditched a girl whom I had a massive case of oneitis for
hurt like a motherfucker but I did it anway
got super smashed with a buddy of mine
and for some tarded reason ended up walking this landwhale home
she invited me in for a drink
and then she went to "get ready"
and I thought to myself
what the fuck am I doing?
Then she comes around the corner wearing a seethrough nightgown
erhmergerd
terrible
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I'M IMAGINGING IT
want to poke out my eyes with glowing iron rods
Dude
rip
Genghis Khan style torture
Excused myself as being too drunk.
pour hot silver in thine eyes
xD
Damn
Rape
I fake stumbled/fell out the door
If the genders were reversed
Imagine
then ACTUALLY fell down some stairs
and over a wall
You were just making the act more believable /s
thank christ I avoided that
Thank the gods
Odin, Thor, Baldur
Aye, and Týr!
Nay for Loki though, he probably orchestrated this whole thing to begin with
*spits* Spawn of Laufey!
Freya can join though, if she behaves.
: P
Oh man you know your shit
I guess username checks out
The viking spirit is alive