PLSD

Post landwhale stress disorder

xD

Seriously though

I was drunk out of my skull

and I had ditched a girl whom I had a massive case of oneitis for

hurt like a motherfucker but I did it anway

got super smashed with a buddy of mine

and for some tarded reason ended up walking this landwhale home

she invited me in for a drink

and then she went to "get ready"

and I thought to myself

what the fuck am I doing?

Then she comes around the corner wearing a seethrough nightgown

erhmergerd

terrible

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'M IMAGINGING IT

want to poke out my eyes with glowing iron rods

Dude

rip

Genghis Khan style torture

Excused myself as being too drunk.

pour hot silver in thine eyes

bitch tried to pin me

xD

Damn

Rape

I fake stumbled/fell out the door

If the genders were reversed

Imagine

then ACTUALLY fell down some stairs

and over a wall

You were just making the act more believable /s

thank christ I avoided that

Thank the gods

Odin, Thor, Baldur

Aye, and Týr!

Nay for Loki though, he probably orchestrated this whole thing to begin with

*spits* Spawn of Laufey!

Freya can join though, if she behaves.