Message from @Ironbard

Discord ID: 541992749797212170


2019-02-04 14:43:21 UTC  

I just had a flashback

2019-02-04 14:43:22 UTC  

They get attention from 6-7 men

2019-02-04 14:43:26 UTC  

I almost went with a landwhale once

2019-02-04 14:43:28 UTC  

PTSD

2019-02-04 14:43:29 UTC  

holy fuck

2019-02-04 14:43:31 UTC  

: )

2019-02-04 14:43:35 UTC  

No wait

2019-02-04 14:43:38 UTC  

oh my goodness gracious

2019-02-04 14:43:39 UTC  

PLSD

2019-02-04 14:43:47 UTC  

Post landwhale stress disorder

2019-02-04 14:43:50 UTC  

xD

2019-02-04 14:43:53 UTC  

Seriously though

2019-02-04 14:44:03 UTC  

I was drunk out of my skull

2019-02-04 14:44:24 UTC  

and I had ditched a girl whom I had a massive case of oneitis for

2019-02-04 14:44:32 UTC  

hurt like a motherfucker but I did it anway

2019-02-04 14:44:40 UTC  

got super smashed with a buddy of mine

2019-02-04 14:44:52 UTC  

and for some tarded reason ended up walking this landwhale home

2019-02-04 14:45:15 UTC  

she invited me in for a drink

2019-02-04 14:45:24 UTC  

and then she went to "get ready"

2019-02-04 14:45:37 UTC  

and I thought to myself

2019-02-04 14:45:41 UTC  

what the fuck am I doing?

2019-02-04 14:45:56 UTC  

Then she comes around the corner wearing a seethrough nightgown

2019-02-04 14:46:08 UTC  

erhmergerd

2019-02-04 14:46:11 UTC  

terrible

2019-02-04 14:46:14 UTC  

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2019-02-04 14:46:19 UTC  

I'M IMAGINGING IT

2019-02-04 14:46:22 UTC  

want to poke out my eyes with glowing iron rods

2019-02-04 14:46:22 UTC  

Dude

2019-02-04 14:46:24 UTC  

rip

2019-02-04 14:46:29 UTC  

Genghis Khan style torture

2019-02-04 14:46:34 UTC  

Excused myself as being too drunk.

2019-02-04 14:46:35 UTC  

pour hot silver in thine eyes

2019-02-04 14:46:41 UTC  

bitch tried to pin me

2019-02-04 14:46:45 UTC  

xD

2019-02-04 14:46:49 UTC  

Damn

2019-02-04 14:46:52 UTC  

Rape

2019-02-04 14:46:57 UTC  

I fake stumbled/fell out the door

2019-02-04 14:47:01 UTC  

If the genders were reversed

2019-02-04 14:47:04 UTC  

Imagine

2019-02-04 14:47:08 UTC  

then ACTUALLY fell down some stairs

2019-02-04 14:47:09 UTC  

and over a wall