Message from @Ironbard
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I just had a flashback
They get attention from 6-7 men
I almost went with a landwhale once
PTSD
holy fuck
: )
No wait
oh my goodness gracious
PLSD
Post landwhale stress disorder
xD
Seriously though
I was drunk out of my skull
and I had ditched a girl whom I had a massive case of oneitis for
hurt like a motherfucker but I did it anway
got super smashed with a buddy of mine
and for some tarded reason ended up walking this landwhale home
she invited me in for a drink
and then she went to "get ready"
and I thought to myself
Then she comes around the corner wearing a seethrough nightgown
erhmergerd
terrible
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I'M IMAGINGING IT
want to poke out my eyes with glowing iron rods
Dude
rip
Genghis Khan style torture
Excused myself as being too drunk.
pour hot silver in thine eyes
bitch tried to pin me
xD
Damn
Rape
I fake stumbled/fell out the door
If the genders were reversed
Imagine
then ACTUALLY fell down some stairs
and over a wall