bitch tried to pin me

xD

Damn

Rape

I fake stumbled/fell out the door

If the genders were reversed

Imagine

then ACTUALLY fell down some stairs

and over a wall

You were just making the act more believable /s

thank christ I avoided that

Thank the gods

Odin, Thor, Baldur

Aye, and Týr!

Nay for Loki though, he probably orchestrated this whole thing to begin with

*spits* Spawn of Laufey!

Freya can join though, if she behaves.

: P

Oh man you know your shit

I guess username checks out

The viking spirit is alive

It is brother! Hail to the Hammer!

Do you play any instruments?

Not for a very long time

when I get my shit sorted I will probably pick 'em all up again

For what is a voiceless Bard without an instrument? A pitifully lamentable thing, I say.

Dost thou insist to fill the world with glorious qualities!

I do, brother mine, I do.
I vehemently insist on it, the dissuasion from others only eggs me onward!

I shall name a daughter after you.

Bwahahaha!
But seriously though, plz dont. xD

Get myself a nice Nordic unicorn and make 10 babies

A worthy wife, a loyal shieldmaiden, that could draw me back to the plantation. But I'm not sure they exist anymore.

Or even if they ever did.

I finished Vikings S4 can't bring myself to watch S5

I think I watched S1-3, guess it just goes way downhill after that. xD

What was that Norwegian parody of it called?

Norsemen!

Watch it for a good laugh

TO VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

^__^

God, I love that video of the Norwegian regiment in Afghanistan, the one where the captain says:

"You are the hunters, you are the predators, and the Taliban is the prey. TO VALHALLA!"

and then the soldiers chime in like:

"Oooh rah!"

"TO VALHALLA!"

"OOOHRAH!"

"TO VALHALLA!"

"OOOHWRAH!"

stirs a pang of pride in my heart