^The power of self delusion.

I've got a purple pill friend and they can be as fun as redpill friends

Fuckin' blue pull programming huh?

batshadows friend: i think she da one

batshadow: i dont think this is a good idea

batshadows friend: your right i should definately get that 2k diamond ring and not the 1k ring

xD

***me***

definitely*

@batshadow @ArchangelMichael

My blue pill friend got into a relationship with a girl that was 15 (not legal) because he just got out of a bad break up and needed a rebound.

I told him, I fucking told him, this girl was bad news, this relationship was going to go south fast.

Guess what he told me next time we talked?

Also, omega F.

Bwahahaa

perfect

@batshadow What’s great is in 5 years you can wake them up off your couch with an air horn every morning to a banner that says “I told you so, nigga!”

*pops confetti*

Lmfao shes pregnant

100%

@Five, Seven, and Two lol

200% pregnant

twins!

@[chase dreams] do tell

10000% pregbant

Quadruplets.

50% from another man

^

***Someone got to work on the plantation***

xD

oh my lord

80% from another man.

She got drunk at a party and fucked two dudes.

*Sixteen kids later...*

xD

Drunk and fucked at 15

Oh ***oof***.

Woah, that took a dark turn.

Well, have you guys applied damage control?

well then

That's fuckin' nothing.

"Sixteen kids later..."

You think drunk and fucked at 15 is bad?

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

Wait