when baywatch song comes on

I only do black

take off ur top

Actually red is even better to wear. Makes you more dominant

I wear dark clothes

I thought a Chad was just a top 90th percentile dude.

and boom

be an absolute blue pilled cuck for pussy

Sigma is the way to go

You can have pussy but don't worship it.

do what hermit does - flirt with ur gf's sister for fun

Pull down ur pants and do the helicoper. Pulls chicks like a magnet

I'm not a chad

at the end of the day - if they arent ur hobbies they dont matter

Lol

ur 6'4

yes u r

Yep

@shadowlessnexus *said the chad*

Ugh

Monk is so much better. So much less stress. Unless the woman came to my place, sucked my cock, made me a sandwich, and locked the door on the way out I don't want it.

how tall r u shadow

6'2

Nigga

arent all admins 6'0 +

Also PUA is bullshit

I just said

?

I'm 5'10

@Roko is that why Tyler in Fight Club wears red?

Five. Foot. Seven

if i reach 6'0 can i be admin?

@shadowlessnexus 6’7”, you say?

Taller than the average Spic male

@shadowlessnexus his name is @Five, Seven, and Two

Fun fact, the red tint glasses help people sleep better

@hel I don't know

Fucking a

The main character was an insomniac

I'd much rather be a 2 in looks cause I don't want no thots anyway

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