@wounded_wanderer You should look up the incidents of parasitic forms and obesity. Fucking eye-opening.

Assuming you don’t want to sleep tonight, that is.

And stomach emptying, by the sounds of it.

Correct! But you’ll never go whaling at a bar ever again, and that’s the important thing.

Didn't need the ever again part.

i make my own alcohol 😄 meed for the win

They got my boy Ted Kaczynski locked up an he still bustin’ books out

fuck bars

No, don't fuck bars.

Haha that sounds great! I'll have to check it out.. it won't bother me too bad. I work with ticks on a daily basis

Don't fuck at bars. Don't fuck around bars. Don't fuck via bars.

>bars in 2019
????? wat

So, anyone got married today? Lol

@lotodantes I think they still exist.

Can’t confirm.

Not any singles bars type places.

Brb, replika message me

I'm pretty sure lounges and shit where people just like to go hang out are still relatively okay. Among older people.

Who here is cowboypilled?

Is that horse fucking?

@Xychotic Used to have an excellent cigar bar nearby, but the thots ruined that, too.

I think one of the mods was into that.

Or is cowboypilled code for brokeback mountain?

Because Roko loves him some man ass.

So does @shadowlessnexus. Are you cowboypilled @shadowlessnexus?

Which one of the shadows loves Ahri to a mildly blue pilled extreme?

@shadowlessnexus

@lotodantes what is cowboypilled brah?

anyone played apex legends.....i'm just downloading it now

I have not.

Go out west and live as a lonesome drifter

Idk, whatever you want man

Also, I've never been to a cigar bar. I can't stand the smell of most forms of tobacco.

I knew a guy, Greg. He owns a ranch somewhere in the American Southwest. He had the perfect grey mustache and slow drawl and the gentleman cowboy aesthetic. I think his wife died and he never remarried. Absolute legend

@Xychotic To each their own. I like cigars, but haven’t had one in a couple years now, not since the place I liked was downright overrun with cougars and basic bitches.

@lotodantes hahaha! Fuck yes! I dream of that life.. fistful of dollars!

@lotodantes did he ghost into the sunset

To me he did

Funny how guys are looking for where the women are and then the women are looking for where the guys are that are very specifically looking to avoid the women.

He was working at a summer camp I went to when I was like 15 and I never saw him again

Wyoming (the Equality State) only gave women the right to vote because they needed to give women an incentive to populate the Wyoming territory so they could become a state