Bitch you went to a fucking top private school you are fucking embarassing

I think she had a gen studies major, her brother was on the guy version of the show and did finance in middle east and then builds hospitals now and fronted her money to do some bullshit real estate company in dallas

shes so stupid she can barely breathe and now she is a B lister

sounds like a lot of women who need to be in burkas

I almost went to a formal with her sophmore year AYYY

im sure someone got the root

yuge ARMA sale

on steam

psst there's a moshe within 4 ft of me have to stay still

you can't get swindled if you don't move

you're breathing

he'll find you

*stops breathing*

qt

sorry if it brings back memories to see a pic of your ex

rofl

my ex wasnt dark, she looked italian tbh

so which one is it

:^)

https://twitter.com/MrDarcyRevenge/status/875379307773911040 click this or skelly will come back

wew

just quit my job

💯

grats

i spoke to my good friend skelly yesterday

skelly?

is she polish:

yes

split on they dick?

maybe

did you check to make sure she's not jewish (lift the shirt)

i wish

Anything happening today?

meeting with my commie brother

arguing about rape

that's like debating milk

(delicious if homogenized and white)

oorah

Milk is very nice. It's why I'm so tall.

There was a time when I'd drink a gallon and a half a day.