polish wives save lives

i cant believe i ever considered moving to texas and being ur roommate

i hope you like protein farts and having a fridge filled with 4 gallons of milk at all times

and hearing "rhodesians never die" play three or four times a day over the soft sound of tears hitting the floor

lol

a land both fair and great

on the seventh of november

i hope you like have a freezer filled with sugarfree popsicles

an independent state

lol

real talk

we must replace lol with ol, because it is a man facing the camera heiling 🅱ictory

o/

/o/ hail hydra

been four hours

boss hasnt responded

time to go pick up heavy things

@badtanman "its not something ive just been thinking about, i've thought you sounded crazy since you started talking about it, and I seriously think you have this condition"

"Well maybe i'm just not happy with society as it is because it's against human nature to like it"

"Well, but i didn't say you weren't happy, I said you were crazy *immediately closes door*"

your brother is an awful person

"i was trying to walk away, you didnt pick up the queue because you have a personality disorder convo"

he sounds like a sheep who'd be gassing fags with us if hollywood told him to

lol

your brother is a dick

reee train

why is there an ad for my favorite type of women on it

yellow 🤔

:^)

ching chong bing bong ho ho

😐

dj white genocide is my idol

you didn't stop and get me i was on the train car

you didn't tell me

ok i'll hitch the next train it'll be about two weeks

damn straight

i'm latinx now so i get the train ticket free

🤔

pfft this is the best name i've had in hours

i wonder if theres a correlation between girls who prefer hot dogs with burned skin and coal burning

gross

i always ripped the burnt parts off

looks like a negative correlation