Message from @Knight of Sunlight
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I certainly wouldn't tolerate the stuff I've heard
Anyone Know any good pickups lines?
1) Roses are red, Violets are twisted, bend over girl your about to get fisted.
2) Dang girl, you looking thicker then a bowl of oatmeal
Here's a pickup line
lol, nice
3) Roses are okay, violets are fine. You be the 6 and I’ll be the 9.
That's a sign I actually saw.
That one's kinda... Meh
4) Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
... Are all your pickup lines based on that one poem
I'm just cranking some random stuff out that sounds funny
5) "Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
6) You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on
7) Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first
8) Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd sure love to tap THAT ass!
Living life vicariously through those characters I guess.
39 and trying for a kid, WTF?
Why the fuck are they surprised that she's having miscarriages?
Cause of Thot knowledge
They "thot" they could have it all.
They "Thot" wrong