Reminds me of hypergamy...

Holy hell, slide them crawlers in a woman's underpants why don't ya?

Playing with fire I'd say...

Them bugs are just asking for a biting.

Aww damn, now you got me excited. I love fire!

Well I dont fear death, I've been stabbed, nearly drowned, almost buried in quicksand, and almost shot with gunfire.

Death rarely phases me, but I dont want to be an amputee from spider venum.

Rather die than live my life a limbless abomination.

Not monologing, was talking to @rotrunner.

@Happy Humble Hermit You might want to consider making a voice chat channel in the future to avoid confusion.

Who wants to see a funny in the memes?

I got spider parasites have to inject their teeth to infect you.

so drinking venom can actually infect you?

So what if I pour the venom into my anus?

Figured.

Shitting anal disease from my arse.

Relax, I was drunk, but I'm gonna kill myself with such a nasty death.

Or I got a better idea. Just call Kelsey and say "I got authoritays involved." and pant like a dog for 1 minute.

Magic happens.

@rotrunner So nightshade is actually edible?

@rotrunner 990 lb

No

I said I was.

I am a super-mutant.

Lo0l

What a bout a Super-Mutant?

Yup

Oh damn. Alright, I honestly weigh 280 lb.

You say 300 lb a human can not walk?

Guess I am close to death.

Mostly fat now.

Muscles faded years ago.

I literally am obese mates, what is it that seems I am lying?

That is not weird at all.

I am 5'8.

Which is my goal anyway.

How? Flabby meat hooks?

What about keto diet?

Damnit, I'm in deep shite now...

I’d like to weigh 230, with it being muscle

liposuction?