Message from @Iheanacho

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2018-08-31 09:30:55 UTC  

I got spider parasites have to inject their teeth to infect you.

2018-08-31 09:31:15 UTC  

so drinking venom can actually infect you?

2018-08-31 09:31:39 UTC  

So what if I pour the venom into my anus?

2018-08-31 09:32:06 UTC  

Figured.

2018-08-31 09:32:18 UTC  

Shitting anal disease from my arse.

2018-08-31 09:32:48 UTC  

Relax, I was drunk, but I'm gonna kill myself with such a nasty death.

2018-08-31 09:34:31 UTC  

Or I got a better idea. Just call Kelsey and say "I got authoritays involved." and pant like a dog for 1 minute.

2018-08-31 09:34:37 UTC  

Magic happens.

2018-08-31 09:35:22 UTC  

@rotrunner So nightshade is actually edible?

2018-08-31 09:35:51 UTC  

@rotrunner 990 lb

2018-08-31 09:36:12 UTC  

No

2018-08-31 09:36:19 UTC  

I said I was.

2018-08-31 09:36:33 UTC  

I am a super-mutant.

2018-08-31 09:36:53 UTC  

Lo0l

2018-08-31 09:37:14 UTC  

What a bout a Super-Mutant?

2018-08-31 09:37:27 UTC  

Yup

2018-08-31 09:38:20 UTC  

Oh damn. Alright, I honestly weigh 280 lb.

2018-08-31 09:38:37 UTC  

You say 300 lb a human can not walk?

2018-08-31 09:38:44 UTC  

Guess I am close to death.

2018-08-31 09:39:05 UTC  

Mostly fat now.

2018-08-31 09:39:12 UTC  

Muscles faded years ago.

2018-08-31 09:39:55 UTC  

I literally am obese mates, what is it that seems I am lying?

2018-08-31 09:40:14 UTC  

That is not weird at all.

2018-08-31 09:40:36 UTC  

I am 5'8.

2018-08-31 09:40:53 UTC  

Which is my goal anyway.

2018-08-31 09:41:10 UTC  

How? Flabby meat hooks?

2018-08-31 09:41:40 UTC  

What about keto diet?

2018-08-31 09:42:08 UTC  

Damnit, I'm in deep shite now...

2018-08-31 09:42:39 UTC  

I’d like to weigh 230, with it being muscle

2018-08-31 09:43:07 UTC  

liposuction?

2018-08-31 09:43:13 UTC  

Isn't that a surgical maneuver.

2018-08-31 09:43:22 UTC  

I generally like being stocky, just like to have a bit more muscle to it

2018-08-31 09:44:21 UTC  

I never planned for surgery. Was trying to avoid it.

Also as much as I want to be thin, I'd rather avoid musclar route too. More liability than worth.

2018-08-31 09:44:37 UTC  

Dont want any simps trying to prejudge me on my strength.

2018-08-31 09:45:20 UTC  

I had a friend who was skinny, but tough as a tree

2018-08-31 09:45:47 UTC  

Tall people ain't tough. Hell, they're easy to break than short ones.

2018-08-31 09:46:02 UTC  

Its more dangerous to be taller and thin actually.

2018-08-31 09:46:13 UTC  

My buddy was basically old hickory

2018-08-31 09:46:39 UTC  

Is there a way to grow bones?

2018-08-31 09:46:46 UTC  

How old are you? I’m 22

2018-08-31 09:46:52 UTC  

26.