you wouldnt be able to have guy friend¨s

i'm gonna quote a very gay man

neither would i. becasue i am straight. and if i was gay i probably wouldnt want to be straight. because i am who i am

yea

and fuck everyone else

I don't man titties are nice

Know

“I am afraid that woman appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters, all the same. They love being dominated.”

― Oscar Wilde

but id want to be able to have male friends without it being awkward

50 shades much?

@legendpinnen join football

@Null american or real ?

@Z-Man (soon to be Y A) Marquis de Sade was woke before anyone else

*chuckles*

@legendpinnen the real one you non yank

nah its fucking gay

the one that actually involves real foot control

@legendpinnen you fuckin wot m8

its a retarded sport

@legendpinnen how is it awkward? i have gay friends.

@shadowlessnexus yes you might have but i would never

well.that might not be fair. maybe it is awkward for them...

@shadowlessnexus he's still going through his formation of his identity

its like being friends with a woman

He's a baby after all

it isnt, dudes know that straight man are off limits

its still awkward af tho

and seducing a straight man is frowned upon

@legendpinnen clearly you don't know how being a footballer is good for you

Wtf y'all talking about 🤔

@ZODD tiddes

@Null plus i do other sports so i dont have time to smash balls

3 convos mixed toghther that is

@legendpinnen like?

@Null jiu jitsu

nothing else really

@legendpinnen handling men

smashing men

Sure

i used to be 1# in sweden then i broke my hand

W/e helps you sleep at night