50 shades much?

@legendpinnen join football

@Null american or real ?

@Z-Man (soon to be Y A) Marquis de Sade was woke before anyone else

*chuckles*

@legendpinnen the real one you non yank

nah its fucking gay

the one that actually involves real foot control

@legendpinnen you fuckin wot m8

its a retarded sport

@legendpinnen how is it awkward? i have gay friends.

@shadowlessnexus yes you might have but i would never

well.that might not be fair. maybe it is awkward for them...

@shadowlessnexus he's still going through his formation of his identity

its like being friends with a woman

He's a baby after all

it isnt, dudes know that straight man are off limits

its still awkward af tho

and seducing a straight man is frowned upon

@legendpinnen clearly you don't know how being a footballer is good for you

Wtf y'all talking about 🤔

@ZODD tiddes

@Null plus i do other sports so i dont have time to smash balls

3 convos mixed toghther that is

@legendpinnen like?

@Null jiu jitsu

nothing else really

@legendpinnen handling men

smashing men

Sure

i used to be 1# in sweden then i broke my hand

W/e helps you sleep at night

Come on Sven you arent the least bit in playing football and getting free pussycat thrown at you from slags?

slags lol

hecc no

I'm red pill but I like to write... I am doing an effort on not making the female character a basic thot

@shadowlessnexus sports bimbos are the best they'll fuck you then leave you if there is someone better

i dont want a bimbo who gonna give me an std

No drama if you never were invested in the first place

*imagines someone fucking in hazmat suit*

ahri doesnt give std's. plus she dont even leave. she just sticks around ready to hop on my dick.