**gets out banhammer**

#BannedButStillBlessedWithAhri

@machtyn did you see ur name?

Cause imma start my last lecture soon and I want to make sure the joke was noticed.

Before I fix

Ok

so you need to stop fixing these

they're too good

just leave them

Meh.

Anyway I'm going into lecture. Now. I'll post a dumb celebration pic when I'm done.

wot

wot lecture m8?

I have psychic powers

I sense that all of your were born from a mother

that'll be 900 dollars each, pay up

@shadowlessnexus could u help me?

I also have psychic powers. I sense that all of you are guys. that'll be 1000 each. Kaiser you can just give me the 100 difference.

kinda in a lecture right now

dm me ill answer you later

Kazemaru, im a wizard, maybe i can help you

@Kazemaru Wait, if you cohabitate with a woman, why're you associating with MGTOW? 🤔

he wants kids so hes with a woman

so he has a death wish 🤦

basically

hes alredy had problems in his relationship

and havent ended it yet

__Tales From A Dear Diary Channel__
Dear diary,
Yesterday was interesting since, for the first time in god knows how long, the sun was actually shining. Funnily enough, there were also less people on the road, like people look outside at the sun like it was an incliment weather condition: "wait its sunny!?!? Fuck that!! I ain't goin outside..."
On another note, someone I don't know too well asked me to play a round of ping pong with them by getting in my face and saying "tt, tt". To which my brain went "... titty? Wait... is this harrassment?"

that's like watching a video about why bears are dangerous and shouldn't be messed with, then immediately running into the wild and trying to tame a bear.

What's he accomplishing here?

i dont know

Bears can be tamed. A woman cannot

he doesnt want to wait for an artificial womb or get a surigate mother

A woman *can*, just not in the west.

And the risk isn't worth it overall.

he lives in brazil and says its not as bad

Kaze has all his roles for a reason

but awalt so i wouldnt try my luck

No, you werent paying attention "a woman" not "women". Also, they dont have to be tamed in the eadt, except where touched by feminism

So he's not in the first world?

Brazilian women are worse