if i'm away from home for more than 3 days, i start getting antsy af

Cause I am not doing backstab the video game

I can deal.

It's not all that bad.

yeah, but sleeping in YOUR own bed

Yeah, I have to use a controller for DS2 cause the setup is crap for me. DS 1 and 3 have better keyboard controls to me.

having YOUR pillows

people were giving me mad shit because when we went to evo i just slept on the floor

Yea. But I'm at my grandmother's place. We used to roommate together. So it's pretty familiar staying in her apartment. Plus she has good beds

because i couldn't get comfortable in the hotel bed

that's good then

Dark Souls PVP is basically parry the game.

yeah

so just like third strike

LMAO

Parry the game :starring the back stab fish

i used to play fighting games competitively

Also laggy the elephant

then sjw's became a thing and i can't be bothered anymore

Like I guess if you use some different weponds it might be better but I like straight swords and katanas.

And bullshit the dark magic twink build

I can't use great swords, there slow speed irritates me.

Black knights halberd is my favourite ds 1 weapon

Followed by the bass cannon

Claymore life

Claymore is lit

Is my top weapon in ds3

I used the whole Lothric Knight set on my knight Playthrough.

Pretty strong supprisingly, but a bit weak in some PVP situations.

But nothing triggeres others like a shield and straight sword user that knows not the spam R1

SPIN TO WIN

Oh wait, that's Bloodborne

NO!

Straight swords are so op in Ds3 that they aren't even as viable now because only casul scrubs don't know how to play around them

Also the dual axes have spin to win. I have won with that before

I find they are good from a defense. But when I invade with them I get my ass killed.

Honestly I've only played through the whole game one time so I'm really a scrub.

Damn..I've been reading HHH's book and I think it's akin to the MGTOW bible.

Your mom is Spin to Win @shadowlessnexus

No, his waifu ahri is

She's taken a spin with everybody