i have a milf fetish

but even they on those dumb games

cause many guys who have a milf fetish

They can choose from like 5 guys a night at the bar

I had one tell me to sit across from her and she started talking to me but I was too autistic to understand

I don't know what this conversation is but i am too afraid to ask

Milfs being able to get simps after 40

Oh?

They're like sharks man

Dang

If they are sharks, pretend to be bait

go shark fishing

Well I am a master baiter

lol

If it's 11pm and you're throwing pussy out

You'll find a taker

If I'm 4 jack and cokes in I don't care if she has a peg leg

Peg leg is preference no.1

Close the night out early

only 4? those are rookie numbers

lol

Sorry I meant 40

+respect

I chased the damn train

-respect?

I have an idea... I was going to fake a financial portfolio summery and leave it on the counter... just to see what happens.

2.2 million

Just remember to spell summary right

**oof**

My accountatnt is a bad spellr

xD

Every time

You'll get yourself rape accused is what'll happen

I see that many 0s and I'm coming for ya

True story

For that many 0s I'll take you home

If you shave your ass and wear a wig I might be down

Good enough, I'm not picky

I've shaved my ass before

I wouldn't recommend

Lmao