You think a normal human goes out of their way to capitalize proper nouns and use Oxford commas?

That mouse looks like it's on pcp

*Oy vey shut it down, he knows*

nah just high on Rambo

anyone else have problems with centurylink today?

What's century link?

Shitty US internets

Ah

Oh shit *The Borg*

Thrusters on full

Thrusters

lol

Come clean my friend

the ENTIRE set of servers for centurylink went down today NATIONWIDE

I will not be assimilated

Meh! Borgs are very easy to defeat

<:1ewdzs:480186121897377792> fug im dying

What if you pour water on a borg?

Nothing happens

Let's all piss on the borg

Well I'm fucked then, that was my only plan

For safety

The borg are a collective

like a mutual fund

A collective of individuals getting pissed on yeh

Sounds more like massa's thing

If you piss on one you piss on them all??? or If you piss on one the rest are still good to go???

You piss on one and he shorts out and their numbers drop by 1

So an individual within a collective yet not inferior to the collective.

Let me have this, I literally have nothing else

<:1ewdzs:480186121897377792>

This is confusing

I wanna go to a Polish Independence Day celebration just once

Fuck Yall

If you say so

Lol

Zodd be salty af

Tfw there's no salt shaker react 😂 🔫

I'll make one tommorow

Once upon a time.... This server had high level conversations....

When?