Message from @Sparky

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2018-12-31 17:19:32 UTC  

Ching chong over 9000 ?

2018-12-31 17:20:02 UTC  

Funny thing is he could prolly bench those crackas

2018-12-31 17:20:13 UTC  

@ToastMcGhost what was really fucked is after i didn't pass physical for enlistment, i get a letter for the marshalls

2018-12-31 17:20:20 UTC  

yeah i saw him once he was in a rice paddy with a straw hat

2018-12-31 17:20:24 UTC  

'Murican crackers

2018-12-31 17:20:36 UTC  

Very gud 2 eat

2018-12-31 17:20:42 UTC  

You could've been Tommy Lee Jones

2018-12-31 17:20:56 UTC  

to do border patrol, so i called in, and after they explained roe, i was like "nah i'm good."

2018-12-31 17:21:26 UTC  

Border patrol? Gross

2018-12-31 17:21:41 UTC  

Get sniped at with AKs and have liberals spit at you

2018-12-31 17:21:50 UTC  

"so you're telling me, they can fire on me from across the border, but unless they're on american soil, i can't return fire? no thanks."

2018-12-31 17:22:40 UTC  

So after we finish the war, how do you suppose we should go about fixing the United States?

2018-12-31 17:22:42 UTC  

You get to play Counter-Strike IRL version ? That sounds fun

2018-12-31 17:22:46 UTC  

and on top of that, because i was fluent in the language, i'd be the FIRST one cartels and coyotes woulda gone for.

2018-12-31 17:22:46 UTC  

i'm not even excited for 2019

2018-12-31 17:22:49 UTC  

i should be but i'm not

2018-12-31 17:23:03 UTC  

it's an excuse to bomb shit for me xd

2018-12-31 17:23:11 UTC  

What is this "we" Eurocuck?

2018-12-31 17:23:17 UTC  

@Sparky we fix it by establishing the church of the waifu

2018-12-31 17:23:29 UTC  

Also what is your nickname rn lol

2018-12-31 17:23:34 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-12-31 17:23:38 UTC  

he's on a molly

2018-12-31 17:23:39 UTC  

i don't know

2018-12-31 17:23:45 UTC  

It's not even funny

2018-12-31 17:23:45 UTC  

hes really fast atm

2018-12-31 17:23:45 UTC  

someone in here just decided to change it

2018-12-31 17:23:52 UTC  

i don't know why though

2018-12-31 17:24:00 UTC  

It's short for high speed, low drag. Sarcastic military slang for potatop brains

2018-12-31 17:24:06 UTC  

imma call you Speedy for the rest of 2018

2018-12-31 17:24:12 UTC  

.... OK fine toast

2018-12-31 17:24:15 UTC  

Western Europe is cuckolded

2018-12-31 17:24:20 UTC  

@Sparky hence the mre = crayons and glue

2018-12-31 17:24:26 UTC  

The church of the waifu?

2018-12-31 17:24:28 UTC  

because retards eat crayons and glue

2018-12-31 17:24:30 UTC  

"potatop brains" I played myself

2018-12-31 17:24:39 UTC  

Rarely you see a man admit a mistake

2018-12-31 17:24:42 UTC  

@EmptyEagle yes. The church of the waifu.

2018-12-31 17:24:50 UTC  

Every man gets a waifu

2018-12-31 17:24:51 UTC  

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2018-12-31 17:25:00 UTC  

If that is the case.

2018-12-31 17:25:06 UTC  

Am choosing Holo.