couldn't get into chairforce right outta highschool

they wanted me to go through college first

even considered dep

didn't want to go marines or navy

If you went CG you'd get a boat with a minigun and actually get to bust border jumpers on a daily basis

and be a puddle hopper???

no thanks

i'm no chris costa.

It's fun to pretend

meh

we'll never know

and i can't join a local militia, because i'm ching chong

:/

I was so mad, the day after I enlisted I found out the air force had a SWAT team mos

LOL

Ching chong over 9000 ?

Funny thing is he could prolly bench those crackas

@ToastMcGhost what was really fucked is after i didn't pass physical for enlistment, i get a letter for the marshalls

yeah i saw him once he was in a rice paddy with a straw hat

'Murican crackers

Very gud 2 eat

You could've been Tommy Lee Jones

to do border patrol, so i called in, and after they explained roe, i was like "nah i'm good."

Border patrol? Gross

Get sniped at with AKs and have liberals spit at you

"so you're telling me, they can fire on me from across the border, but unless they're on american soil, i can't return fire? no thanks."

So after we finish the war, how do you suppose we should go about fixing the United States?

You get to play Counter-Strike IRL version ? That sounds fun

and on top of that, because i was fluent in the language, i'd be the FIRST one cartels and coyotes woulda gone for.

i'm not even excited for 2019

i should be but i'm not

it's an excuse to bomb shit for me xd

What is this "we" Eurocuck?

@Sparky we fix it by establishing the church of the waifu

Also what is your nickname rn lol

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

he's on a molly

i don't know

It's not even funny

hes really fast atm

someone in here just decided to change it