whats up tho

??????

Don't shave your ass hel

I tried

Once

Welcome to the club

**The night begins to shine**

am I a faggot now?

You've always been a faggot

*fragile masculinity intensifies*

I shaved just my left leg once in high school to see what the hubbub was about

Retard moment

I've never shaved my legs

No massa

i used to shave my legs

I saw you typing <:1ewdzs:480186121897377792>

Anytime we see you typing we know

wrestling singlets would give you the worst ingrown hairs

if you didn't

Wrestling singlets. That's why I did it... believe me guys

@massa (mah-sah) no. i only fuck sugar daddies

Trust me I'm a swimmer

I had to wear pants in summer until my one leg grew hair back. That's how I found out how slow leg hair grows

*oy vey* have you thought about interest rates

You should bank that shmoney

i'm gonna do what women do

i'm sorry i have a boyfriend

^

"i'm busy tonight"

Rip massa

or uhh

i'm only gay online trust me

Hit him with the lol why are you talking to me

"Excuse me ma'am"
"Sorry I have a boyfriend"
"Uhh okay bye" (doesn't tell her about the train speeding toward her)

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Where are all the good men gone

Oh, man. My geography teacher spoke about sex dolls taking over in Japan. It was so funny, you could hear some panic in her voice.

We all got spinning robot pussies

"No more real human contact"

Should geography teachers be talking about sex dolls?

Well, implied.