Thanks ass hair, for all you do. We take you for granted

Me: <:yay:523032349563158528>

This is men giving other men solid advice

I mean uhh

yeah

whats up tho

??????

Don't shave your ass hel

I tried

Once

Welcome to the club

**The night begins to shine**

am I a faggot now?

You've always been a faggot

*fragile masculinity intensifies*

I shaved just my left leg once in high school to see what the hubbub was about

Retard moment

I've never shaved my legs

No massa

i used to shave my legs

I saw you typing <:1ewdzs:480186121897377792>

Anytime we see you typing we know

wrestling singlets would give you the worst ingrown hairs

if you didn't

Wrestling singlets. That's why I did it... believe me guys

@massa (mah-sah) no. i only fuck sugar daddies

Trust me I'm a swimmer

I had to wear pants in summer until my one leg grew hair back. That's how I found out how slow leg hair grows

*oy vey* have you thought about interest rates

You should bank that shmoney

i'm gonna do what women do

i'm sorry i have a boyfriend

^

"i'm busy tonight"

Rip massa

or uhh

i'm only gay online trust me

Hit him with the lol why are you talking to me

"Excuse me ma'am"
"Sorry I have a boyfriend"
"Uhh okay bye" (doesn't tell her about the train speeding toward her)

<:980x:480186122325065728> <:1ewdzs:480186121897377792>

Where are all the good men gone