We've all been there

Dunno how those twinks do it

Not a second of the day went by that I wasn't aware that my ass cheeks were rubbing together

It gets 400x more sweaty somehow

I've already gotta use sports deodorant

I couldn't handle 400x the sweat

I come back home and see this gay shit

Thanks ass hair, for all you do. We take you for granted

Me: <:yay:523032349563158528>

This is men giving other men solid advice

I mean uhh

yeah

whats up tho

??????

Don't shave your ass hel

I tried

Once

Welcome to the club

**The night begins to shine**

am I a faggot now?

You've always been a faggot

*fragile masculinity intensifies*

I shaved just my left leg once in high school to see what the hubbub was about

Retard moment

I've never shaved my legs

No massa

i used to shave my legs

I saw you typing <:1ewdzs:480186121897377792>

Anytime we see you typing we know

wrestling singlets would give you the worst ingrown hairs

if you didn't

Wrestling singlets. That's why I did it... believe me guys

@massa (mah-sah) no. i only fuck sugar daddies

Trust me I'm a swimmer

I had to wear pants in summer until my one leg grew hair back. That's how I found out how slow leg hair grows

*oy vey* have you thought about interest rates

You should bank that shmoney

i'm gonna do what women do

i'm sorry i have a boyfriend

^

"i'm busy tonight"