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Where are all the good men gone

Oh, man. My geography teacher spoke about sex dolls taking over in Japan. It was so funny, you could hear some panic in her voice.

We all got spinning robot pussies

"No more real human contact"

Should geography teachers be talking about sex dolls?

Well, implied.

*good*

I'd get fired so fast

fired or fired up?

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Fired I'm in education

wait are you a teacher

me confusido

Very close to being one

what cha gonna teach

Doing internships and the like

math?

History and chemistry

ifHISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hit an with the reverse card. Tell them why sex dolls are good for liberalism and feminism

Math can suck my nuts

YES

No homo

Nah, I learned to keep quiet about my beliefs the hard way

Yeah I don't say shit to anyone

S A M E.

You can do it subtly, like older guys joke all the time about how bad it is to have a wife

you can't do that

somebody could get offended

then byebye job

Yeah you can't people complain about that all day at my part time job

Ahh man, I just learned that pure Na reacting with H2o explodes. I guess better late than never

That's a sad read

SIMP LEVEL 50000

The one time I was confronted for my assumed beliefs, this huge linebacker looking black guy stopped me in a parking lot and said "you look straight and white. What do you think about Trump?"

If you wanna go Darwin, do it right.

"you look straight and white"

microaggression

Trump don't you mean drumf amirite guys I'm just as Australian as the rest of you