"i'm busy tonight"

Rip massa

or uhh

i'm only gay online trust me

Hit him with the lol why are you talking to me

"Excuse me ma'am"
"Sorry I have a boyfriend"
"Uhh okay bye" (doesn't tell her about the train speeding toward her)

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Where are all the good men gone

Oh, man. My geography teacher spoke about sex dolls taking over in Japan. It was so funny, you could hear some panic in her voice.

We all got spinning robot pussies

"No more real human contact"

Should geography teachers be talking about sex dolls?

Well, implied.

*good*

I'd get fired so fast

fired or fired up?

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Fired I'm in education

wait are you a teacher

me confusido

Very close to being one

what cha gonna teach

Doing internships and the like

math?

History and chemistry

ifHISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Hit an with the reverse card. Tell them why sex dolls are good for liberalism and feminism

Math can suck my nuts

YES

No homo

Nah, I learned to keep quiet about my beliefs the hard way

Yeah I don't say shit to anyone

S A M E.

You can do it subtly, like older guys joke all the time about how bad it is to have a wife

you can't do that

somebody could get offended

then byebye job

Yeah you can't people complain about that all day at my part time job

Ahh man, I just learned that pure Na reacting with H2o explodes. I guess better late than never

That's a sad read