how dare thou insult me knave

Regular detective over here

@hel back to your fiefdom, vassal

Remember when I voted on which movie to watch on movie night then fell asleep 10 minutes later? Good times

i shall continue plowing your wife, my liege

you can't enact prima-nocta unless you best me in combat

try again

dost thou return thines affection for thee?

grammatically incorrect

Returnest*

i get it you're a reincarnation of shakespeare

Shakespeare just made up words

Drop! Into the rotten mouth of death!

- Macbeth

i just made that quote up

- Einstein

Not everything you see on the internet is real
-Abraham Lincoln

my ebook is free, leave a 5 star review or i dont want to talk to y'all anymore xD https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07M5T97Y8

*free*

***free***

**ebook**

Jokes on you I can't read good

how do i leave a review without doxxing myself?

not trolling

Burner account

make another amazon account or just leave a 5 star review with no text

spent over 2 years making it you can take 2 min to leave a review

@Happy Humble Hermit you're not my real dad.

hey @Happy Humble Hermit did you get the donation on paypal?

@hel dm me what name it was under

@Happy Humble Hermit review written, don't tase me bro

thank you

if only amazon sends me the verification code

this year

their verification system sucks ass

what if someone here gives it 1 star

We spank em

im sure they'll be anonymous

We hack the mainframe

if trolls give 1 star i need you guys to step up and balance it out

we spank you for their sake