ask nicely

i found it

useless peasant

enso~

Rip

made a music lounge to share music recommendations

how dare thou insult me knave

Regular detective over here

@hel back to your fiefdom, vassal

Remember when I voted on which movie to watch on movie night then fell asleep 10 minutes later? Good times

i shall continue plowing your wife, my liege

you can't enact prima-nocta unless you best me in combat

try again

dost thou return thines affection for thee?

grammatically incorrect

Returnest*

i get it you're a reincarnation of shakespeare

Shakespeare just made up words

Drop! Into the rotten mouth of death!

- Macbeth

i just made that quote up

- Einstein

Not everything you see on the internet is real
-Abraham Lincoln

my ebook is free, leave a 5 star review or i dont want to talk to y'all anymore xD https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07M5T97Y8

*free*

***free***

**ebook**

Jokes on you I can't read good

how do i leave a review without doxxing myself?

not trolling

Burner account

make another amazon account or just leave a 5 star review with no text

spent over 2 years making it you can take 2 min to leave a review

@Happy Humble Hermit you're not my real dad.

hey @Happy Humble Hermit did you get the donation on paypal?

@hel dm me what name it was under

@Happy Humble Hermit review written, don't tase me bro

thank you

if only amazon sends me the verification code

this year

their verification system sucks ass