i hate myself too

i can’t wait to be first aid dad: dad

when i have kids

:3

what video

oh

No video

Video gay

I hope your kids never get injured so you’ll never be first aid dad

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i hope your kids get injured too badly for you to apply first aid to them

I don’t hope that

was that at bean or me

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everyone

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@everyone i hope your future children die

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every1 dies

they will after a long and happy life

if my future child died before me id unironically neck myself

@skap I hope you have to bury your kids

mhm

ill bury my kids in your asshole

outliving my child would suck

No

Ass

I’ll protec

bean

outlive me hoe

although me outliving my child means im the alpha sechrist

mix statistics wise i probably wont

men die earlier

ik

@skap I hope you turn into a nigger

too late honey

i’m convinced i’m gonna die in a car accident though

ive been a nigger since age 7

plus my job ages your body like 6 years for every year youre in it iirc

plus lifting plus alcoholism

im fucked mayne u win