Salamander Dude

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Oh crap this isnโ€™t my Minecraft chest

I thought he was as tough as leather

It was supposed to look like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/535867816579170310/image0.png

I sent the wrong one and was correcting myself

yiu wasnโ€™t part of this you asstwinkle

Isnโ€™t that some pemdas stuff

When you canโ€™t poop with your best friend

Just suck the jizz back into your pp

Thatโ€™s basically what a pp is

How do I start my speech for my speech class

Whatโ€™s a good attention grabber

โ€œHey everyone, I have a gun in my bag. Now that I have your attention, donโ€™t lose it until Iโ€™m done.โ€

Thatโ€™s what those dildos with the fake cum are for

Make her drink copious amounts of Mountain Dew

Didnโ€™t know girls vagenes involved chemistry

Dang it now I have to go look up roblox porn

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Release my vowels into her bowels

They prey at night they stalk at night

I was gone for a sec what did I miss

I didnโ€™t know they could be so diverse

My the heck does the back of my throat taste like shit

That apu is going in my collection

Donโ€™t be mean to my friend or Iโ€™ll uhhh

Put it in that teapot and brew some Pepsi tea

Maybe you gotta put some ramen flavor packets in the coochie

Do you guys wanna help me win a contest so I can get the supreme nigger role on a server or is shilling illegal here

Maybe Iโ€™ll go shill on 4chan or something idk ๐Ÿค”

I added yours when I did the other one

Canโ€™t you see who sends server invites

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