i hope your kids get injured too badly for you to apply first aid to them
I don’t hope that
was that at bean or me
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everyone
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@everyone i hope your future children die
every1 dies
they will after a long and happy life
if my future child died before me id unironically neck myself
@skap I hope you have to bury your kids
mhm
ill bury my kids in your asshole
outliving my child would suck
No
Ass
I’ll protec
bean
outlive me hoe
although me outliving my child means im the alpha sechrist
mix statistics wise i probably wont
men die earlier
ik
@skap I hope you turn into a nigger
too late honey
i’m convinced i’m gonna die in a car accident though
ive been a nigger since age 7
plus my job ages your body like 6 years for every year youre in it iirc
plus lifting plus alcoholism
im fucked mayne u win
the other day I spaced when I was driving and almost ran a red light
thats not exactly accurate
yes it is
a car was coming
mat is lying
your body doesnt age 6 years you just die in combat
obviously it’s not down to a science accurate but it’s generalized
no like the shit we do breaks you
but kole was like “mickayla it’s a red light” and I was like “oh fuck”
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