I’m his boy

@skap his boy

Epic

Piss time

Fight your cats dumbass

Bitch?

I’m 4

You’ll be fine

I’m assuming a silver bullet

No not that kind

Rectal thermometer

Hope not

That’s just foreplay in my case

No sex for me for the past 4 years

Yeehaw

Unless getting that succ counts it’s been like

2 months

Yeet

I’m stationed in Virginia

From New York doe

Yeah dude fuck Virginia

West coast a shit

Yeah I’m a squid nigger

Downtown norfuck ain’t bad

Most of the surrounding area is uh

Ass

Vb is alright

It’s been a minute since I’ve been around there though

That’s a bad breed to tangle with partner

Believe me

Hell yeah boi

Took me about a year in until it happened

Too depressed by the sudden change in my life to talk to anyone because I’m retard

That shit hurted

That’s what a lot of people do really

Like if it gets bad enough people will step in but you gotta be throwing flags out hard as fuck

Bro I told everyone at work to fuck off for like two weeks after I got cucked

I wasn’t playing for shit

I mean only a couple people tried to fuck with me about it

Everyone else knew I was hurting

They just tried to keep me positive about it

Who robs a museum

A lot of thots actually

Wot

Yeah I got the same shit if I remember correct

I was pretty fucked up from it tbh

Nice dip can

You dip

No I was calling you a dip

Fuck

Never ate lizards in boot wtf

I’m in the navy not something hardcore

Yeah we don’t really go in fields

Just water

I’m a logistics specialist

I was an aviation structural mechanic for my first 3 years

Join the coast guard

Nigga

Lol recruiting commercial

I joined because family and benefits

Plus I like boat

I want to fuck boat

But I hate being on boat

I’ve launched planes off a carrier before is that cool guy shit

It’s pretty gay once you leave boot

And get over being a boot

Be a doctor you turd

Nurse or whatever

Some kinda medical shithead in the military

I don’t help others unless they literally fall over in front of me

Cut all arteries

Cut Em All 2020

I am Medic Man

69,000,000 carotid arteries snipped

An shidding

I got my cpr card

Not gonna do it though

My kit is just my pockets

And a SOC bag full of wires and monster cans

Shower to get clean skin

Lol spelling out mikemike

Just say mil you turd

Find a M79

Use it

I fucking love how 79s look

The fuck was that Cold War experimental pump action grenade launcher

That shit looks like fuck

Yeah that turd

Can we bring back old school rifle grenades

Just carry around an Enfield carbine from 1915 to launch smoke grenades

When I look at old pictures of myself I wanna fucking die

It first reminds me of when I was happy and second reminds me I’m fucking ugly

I got shit t boi

I look like potato head

Weak jawline thicc neck