lol no

>visit my uncle
>professional plasterer
>lives in a shed
>go in for a handshake
>he tried to break my hand
>I try back
>we stare at eachother smiling trying to crush eachothers hands for like five minutes
>his face when

lulz

i have a decent handshake for a deskjockey, I think

@Vanguard did mummy give him a tummy rub for doing such a big boy thing?

@northern_confederate someone needs to school richard up on the art of the handshake

enoch could tbh since they hang around enough

Why are mike's eyes so weird

@Convo sorry for your poverty

@Vanguard if you were relaly sorry you'd invite me to ride on your horsies

real talk if I ever meet Vanguard I'm going to be found beaten to a bloody pulp with my polish bandana shoved down my throat

first off, anyone that uses word horsies is probably a fag and I don't want on the property

lel

idk how many levels of autism farming simulator is on but I am fucking excited

lolol

🐴 🏇 🎠 🐎

maybe we can grow corn in swastickas and shit

you're so autistic

I'm embarassed to have gone to school with this faggot
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/880247302258130944

@Vanguard he was a literal ponybro until like 17, go easy on him, he's made a lot of progress

Ah yes the brony I forgot

oh, brony, that's the right word

And people wonder why I am not anti abortion.

>tfw they didn't forget that i was a brony

which pony was your favorite @Convo

the rainbow tail one probably

spitfire the wonderbolt

BEHEAD THOSE THAT INSULT THE CRANBERRIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

wait, that's for real @Convo ?

yes

this one? http://orig08.deviantart.net/bb28/f/2013/001/5/3/wonderbolts___spitfire_by_oathofcalm-d5q1jiu.png

dude just fucking kill me

it's only ok because you realized your wrongs and righted them

@Convo Post liberation of Eurabia, circa 2020 (colorized)

but fuck, california is no place for children

Could be worse you could still be a brony

>hey dont bully convo, let me tell you about the really autistic retarded things he USED to do that he doesn't do anymore

Can you imagine how nice California must have been in 1955

One of the whitest states in the country