They should've asked me for help

I don’t blame them since restaurant shifts are brutal

I worked at one as a host for a year

They wanted me to serve but I said fuck no

yeah idk waitressing is fun sometimes bc i rly like to talk to people

but a lot of rich and snooty folks come into my workplace so sometimes it’s not as fun /:

My job is basically just snooty peoples

There’s a ritz Carlton right next to my job to give you an idea

oh no

what do you work as?

Apple store

ooh no

bless u

That’s my 2nd job tho

Lol apple

Fuck apple bro

Fuck apple too

I worked as a tech support advisor for a little bit

They pay me enough to shut the fuck up and do my job so I don’t say anything

`Hi welcome to apple care. My name is seven, may i get your email and a good callback number incase we get discinnected?`

Fuq

Whenever I say I work at apple online, everybody got something smart to say like I’m gonna defend them lol

Wym

It’s always the same 3 things

“Apple is overpriced” “android is better” “only idiots use iPhone”

Pretty much

I don’t give a fuck what people use

Guess im a fucking idiot since I use iPhone

me too bb

turns out im just an idiot

When i switched from android to ios as a teenager i asked rhe guy at the sprint store if ios was more difficult to use and he said to just "bang your head against the wall a bunch, youll figure it out."

I wouldnt say idiots only use iphones

Itz just more user friendly

But oh man have i run into some idiots who forget their password constantly when working as a tech support advisor

When I was a teenager, I was being exiled for converting from Judaism is Christianity

Uh. Okay. Jesus.

That Schtick is getting on my nerves now

Now shut up and turn my water into wine

I kid i kid

Fr tho that wine thing

Get on it