Apple store

ooh no

bless u

That’s my 2nd job tho

Lol apple

Fuck apple bro

Fuck apple too

I worked as a tech support advisor for a little bit

They pay me enough to shut the fuck up and do my job so I don’t say anything

`Hi welcome to apple care. My name is seven, may i get your email and a good callback number incase we get discinnected?`

Fuq

Whenever I say I work at apple online, everybody got something smart to say like I’m gonna defend them lol

Wym

It’s always the same 3 things

“Apple is overpriced” “android is better” “only idiots use iPhone”

Pretty much

I don’t give a fuck what people use

Guess im a fucking idiot since I use iPhone

me too bb

turns out im just an idiot

When i switched from android to ios as a teenager i asked rhe guy at the sprint store if ios was more difficult to use and he said to just "bang your head against the wall a bunch, youll figure it out."

I wouldnt say idiots only use iphones

Itz just more user friendly

But oh man have i run into some idiots who forget their password constantly when working as a tech support advisor

When I was a teenager, I was being exiled for converting from Judaism is Christianity

Uh. Okay. Jesus.

That Schtick is getting on my nerves now

Now shut up and turn my water into wine

I kid i kid

Fr tho that wine thing

Get on it

Like, chop chop.

Communion wine ain’t even that good

Im not going to ur house

i don’t go to church enough for communion

Never invited you in

I don't care what kind of phone I'm using. As long as it works

Ill meet you in a public place

Isn’t it just like grape juice

ive only ever been to one in my life and the folks were such prudes that they used grape juice

Just make my gallons of water into gallons of wine