Farewell

OH

i thought you worked at subway

movin on up

good job baybee

Working at food places is hell

kind of

Almost everyone there was on something at the restaurant I worked at

heya nerds

hey buddy

No

a lot of the folks at my restaurant are drop-outs and ex drug addicts

except for the waitresses

and these two other folks

Damn

They should've asked me for help

I don’t blame them since restaurant shifts are brutal

I worked at one as a host for a year

They wanted me to serve but I said fuck no

yeah idk waitressing is fun sometimes bc i rly like to talk to people

but a lot of rich and snooty folks come into my workplace so sometimes it’s not as fun /:

My job is basically just snooty peoples

There’s a ritz Carlton right next to my job to give you an idea

oh no

what do you work as?

Apple store

ooh no

bless u

That’s my 2nd job tho

Lol apple

Fuck apple bro

Fuck apple too

I worked as a tech support advisor for a little bit

They pay me enough to shut the fuck up and do my job so I don’t say anything

`Hi welcome to apple care. My name is seven, may i get your email and a good callback number incase we get discinnected?`

Fuq

Whenever I say I work at apple online, everybody got something smart to say like I’m gonna defend them lol

Wym

It’s always the same 3 things

“Apple is overpriced” “android is better” “only idiots use iPhone”