*pushes you against the wall*

lemme see ur peepee

ok time to have sex!

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FBI OPEN UP

aaaaa

have any of you seen this guy?

we are here to arrest him

nope

I've never seen him in my life

never heard of hom

I’m his twin

and I never seen em

Separated at birth huh

hmm

yes

actually

you're a suspect now

get lawyer now

oof

wow

we get big trial

Trial for what

I'm lawyer

You don't even have the guy who did it

You just have his mildly gayer twin

trial for rape

Man

Its like

this boy a suspect

hug?

Space ww3 man

Wait..

What

we need prosecution man

Welcome

we have witness wich is me

because I am witness

Hullo¿

and that's just how it is

I'm not jesus. I swear.